Again..

yes folks..its that time again..
its that time when i crack my brain open trying to find that special needle of wisdom in a swirling haystack of useless nothingness to catalog into the world wide web so that i may share it to anyone who gives a damn..
its not an easy task you know? finding that needle..

anyways, today, the highlight of my thought was a little sticker which was pasted at the side of my friend's pc..
it reads:

' Light is faster then sound. That's why people look smart until they open their mouth'

f**kin true aint it?

god i love sarcasm..its an art which i find nearly extinct in my daily life..few have the talent to dish them out and even fewer have enough IQ to actually understand them..ahahah..but seriously, a pinch of sarcasm at the right spot is sometimes even more painful then a kick to the gonads..gotta love sarcasm..


p/s: sorry for the long gap between posts..kinda in a drought for ideas right now..but stay tuned..you'll never know when the flood gonna hit..ehehe..later..

-chordwrecker-

Why do weekends fly by?

i woke up today thinking,
'shit..i'm oncall tomorrow'..

that was at 8am on sunday morning..
yes..
8am..
believe it..
thats the reason why sundays dont really count as the weekend..if it's not oncalls' its work..either way you cant spend your sunday in a calm and cool mood..i'd add 'being blissfully ignorant of mondays' anytime to my wish list..at least that way i'll be able to squeeze a bit more juice out of the weekends..

to me, i consider the weekends starting at 5pm friday and ending on around 9-10am sunday..the rest of the sunday is usually spent fretting about work on monday..either that or you're running around trying to tie the loose ends in preparation for the upcoming week..thats sucks donkey balls dont it? its kinda one of life's thorns thats has been genetically engineered to prick you just as you are getting comfortable..

anyways, nothing much to do bout it..the monday blues just hitting harder then usual this time around..just my two cents..

p/s: if you dont work on mondays, good for you..but i'd go bruce lee on your ass if you gloat..ahahaha..later..


- chordwrecker-

..spuǝʞǝǝʍ ǝɥʇ s,ʇı pob ʞuɐɥʇ 'sı ʇuıod ʎɯ..sɯǝ1qoɹd ɹıǝɥʇ ǝʌ1os oʇ pǝıɹʇ puɐ ʍouʞ ʇ,uop ı ǝ1doǝd ǝǝs oʇ ʇuǝʍ ı ɥɔıɥʍ ɹǝʇɟɐ..ʞɔǝu ʎɯ punoɹɐ ǝsoou ʇɐǝu ɐ buıʎʇ ʎq buıssǝɹp dn pǝɥsıuıɟ ı uǝɥʇ..ɹǝʍoɥs p1oɔ buıɯoɔ1ǝʍun uɐ pɐɥ puɐ buıuɹoɯ ǝɥʇ uı dn ǝʞoʍ ı..ʇı ʇnoqɐ ʞuıɥʇ ı uǝɥʍ pɹıǝʍ ʇsnظ sɐʍ buıɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ ..sɐʍ ʎɐp ʎɯ ʍoɥ ǝʇɐ1nɯǝ oʇ buıʎɹʇ ɯ,ı ¿buıɥʇ sıɥʇ sı dn pǝssǝɯ ʍoɥ

- ɹǝʞɔǝɹʍpɹoɥɔ -

Welcome to My two cents..

neat huh? never thought i'd actually set up a blog.. I've always thought it was kinda cool but my laziness; which is more of a talent then anything else, usually gets the better of me..then this morning, as i was opening my wife's pc, i saw that she had a blog..my god..my own Miss 'can you please install an antivirus for my laptop cause i'm not sure how' has a blog..

but wait..

its not just a nonsense blog..it's got useful information..i thought to myself, i cant compete with useful..i'm spending more energy then i want to just by writing this..so as the CEO and principal shareholder of this blog i have decided on its course..i shall write about...wait for it..'stuff'..
yes..'stuff'..
oh just wait and see..
cant reveal everything in the first post..

so, in summary:
- its a new blog
- i did it to patch up the scar in my ego cause my wife's got a blog
- i'm gonna write about 'stuff'
- and no, you dont have to read it if you dont want to..but you wont be cool either..

so i guess thats it for my maiden post..later..
p/s: still havent chosen a design for the blog..so bare with me..

- chordwrecker -